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Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.
Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
by Eszett January 31, 2005
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wolfgang

plant killing rat who killed an entire office building of people.
HEY, THATS WOLFGANG!!
- isnt he wanted for homicide?
HE KILLED MY HOUSE PLANT.
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Wolfgang

Fuck, a fucking bitch named wolfgang with ugly shitty hair
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wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end
Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half
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WolfGang

A group of the funniest coolest kids you will ever meet and gets all the girls Has many friends but don’t make them mad.
Bruh I wish part of the WolfGang
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Hans and Wolfgang

The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
by melonhead999 October 11, 2011
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WOLFGANG

''IM feeling so WOLFGANG today!1!!!1!!!''

''Rayan is like WOLFGANG but without the style''
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