me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”
Boy: You see that wise mystical treeover there?
Girl: Yeah, why?
Boy: Well, I'm attracted to it more than I am to you..
Girl: Dude, we are siblings! But you never told me you where WMTsexual