whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 18, 2009

Whittling party

A term for an Orgy.

"Didn't mean to interrupt yer... whittling party."

by TheRealSneke October 26, 2025

turd whittling

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.

I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.

by URSALT August 17, 2020

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

little whittle

Meaning something small. A small amount

Damn babe you got a little whittle

by Zacv July 7, 2021

whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 20, 2012