You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.
Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017
He knows where the money comes from, who pays him his livelihood or gives him the most personal gain. Used to describe how money concerns often rules people's decisons despite their feelings or personal opinions. No matter what people pander, they will not bite the hand that feeds.
He may gripe about his boss and talk about starting a new career, but he knows which side of his bread is buttered.
Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.
Corporate America may not like Trump's sexist statements, but they will still vote for him because after all, they know which side of their bread is buttered.
by Shumado January 8, 2017
When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
by fart in my mouth baby April 6, 2015
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum
My step Cousin is Haifa which is Ahmad Anaqi A step mum
by syafinaz? October 11, 2023
A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011