Whaled on

To get your ass kicked by a fat girl.

Ian done pissed off his wife and got whaled on something fierce!.

by Whaled on May 10, 2015

Whaling

To go to a bar and try to hook up with fat girls

My roomate loves to go whaling on the weekends

by tc123892 July 27, 2009

Whaling

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.

"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Whale

A female of independant means. More endearing way of stateing single-ness.
Term also used to express exuberance towards flying solo.

"shut up, I'm a whale"

"WHALE IT UP"

by Of 8 March 28, 2009

Whaling

Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.

Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!

by Mdogg77 January 9, 2021

Whale

A stupid kind of fatass hot Cheeto eating bitch who has no respect for skinny legends and other respectable people.

Oh my god, look at Trisha! I hate her so much, she’s such a whale!

by pausethatabortthat September 17, 2018

Whaleing

a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.

yo, lets go whaleing.

by Tim MacDonald December 1, 2006