The Wellington bouncer is a very specific and tedious sexual act, when done correctly can achieve great results. The Wellington bouncer recruited two guys(one short and lightweight and another tall and strong enough to care two people), and one very flexible chick.
The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.
The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.
Me, John and Beatrice got together and did the Wellington Bouncer. Me being the stronger guy out of us two, I didn’t mind having my buddy’s bare ass touch my chest, cuz at least Beatrice was gargling my meat in the process.
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