WebAssign

The most idiotic homework website ever made. The only things I have gained by using it are a deeper understanding of my inner psychopath and a blood lust for whoever is responsible for creating it.

I just wasted 6 hours of my life doing 5 WebAssign assignments. I now want to go drive my car off a cliff, unfortunately Indiana is too flat.

by All the Good Names Are Taken June 15, 2012

weak nut

When a male ejaculates with no force. Semen only dribbles out of the penis.

1. "Yeah, I came but it was a weak nut."

2. "She gave such bad blow jobs, I could only muster a weak nut."

by McLoJack January 15, 2009

Weba

Short for welcome back.

Person 1: Okay, I'm back.
Person 2: Weba :D
Person 1: Thanks. C:

by iHateYouAllx June 23, 2011

weaker

Adjective used particularly in Northern Irish slang language
Used to describe something that is brilliant

Aye mate, that there football top's weaker

by jsmithweyyy April 6, 2007

the weakerthans

A band with meaningful lyrics. Often melancholy, and very addicting.

"Terrified of telephones and shopping malls and knives, and drowning in the pools of other lives, rely a bit too heavily, on alcohol and irony."
Aside
-The Weakerthans

by Rebecca August 14, 2004

Weak Mike

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA

David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.

by Daniel McClould June 13, 2009

I AM NOT WEAK

The four infamous words mentioned by Infinite the Jackal after getting defeated by Shadow—who proceeded to call him ‘pathetic.’ By saying these words Infinite abandoned his former, weaker self, and embraced his new, edgier, stronger self.

Shadow: Pathetic. Don’t ever show your face around me again.

Infinite: Pathetic? He’s calling me ‘weak?!’ I’m not weak. I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!

by Fedora the Explorer December 31, 2017