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Waddle Dee

some rich person when they walk down the street in the afternoon with their dog or cat.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.
by Anonguyson March 19, 2023
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Waddle Teacher

A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.
Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
by Mr.WoeBeGone February 4, 2021
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Waddle wednesday

Waddle wednesday is the best day in the week
Guy 1 what day is it

Guy 2 its wednesday

Guy 1 no its waddle wednesday
by Kirby fan September 21, 2022
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neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )
The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.
by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006
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poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.
by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006
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waddle to victory

When one is shitting and uses up all the TP, and the new roll is too far to reach, one must waddle to retrieve the new roll, thus winning with a clean hole.
Bro, we were in the middle of a French exit when we noticed all the toilet paper had been used up, so then she made me waddle to victory for the fresh roll.
by ch@gmail.com cosmiksuckerpumcb January 10, 2018
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Piddle Waddle

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016
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