Vlassic

A sandwich, with pale hard stale bread, with a sickly white color whiter than an Irishman’s armpits. Also comes with green ham with rotting holes in it, black cold moldy cheese, rotten tuna, live sardines squirming around, and boiling mayonnaise that’s been rotting in the hot direct desert sun for weeks and that is imported on a hot sweaty cargo plane. Also the side is big fat cold clammy wet dark green pickles with huge bumps the size of herpies bumps on the side.

I tried the infamous Vlassic dish at the deli and was throwing up for hours, after I lost 20 pounds vomiting my lungs out I went to the ER and got my stomach pumped. Never eating that again !!!!!

by Da Rotten TunaMan May 22, 2020

Vlassis

He's the hardest working guy around you. Probably ending up as a lawyer in the future, he tries his best to be the best at his craft. Big football and basketball fan, he hates when his teams buy players for more that their actual worth and has high respect for Latin/Hispanic people/players. He tries to be as subjective as possible, but we all know that he has a little bias in his heart.

Vlassis is the biggest football fan. He'd love to hace this Colombian player on his team

by 2good4u2 November 20, 2021

valassitude

1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situation.
3. n. The instance in which people say something or convey an idea which they don't really veritably mean.

1. a drink valassitude; see synonym: coaster
2. The valassitude of the matter is that we're all doomed!
3. I can't believe she committed valassitude!

by carROT December 2, 2004

vlasicate

1. Verb- to accidentally impregnate someone.

2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.

3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.

-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.

-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..

-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.

by tastyCrunch July 5, 2009

vassilios

A vassilios is a really calm and cool guy who is also a good lover. He's good at anything he does. He sometimes has a bad hair day but a vassilios knows how to style and it doesnt matter any more.

Hey vassilios?
Yes m8?
Wanna hang out with me?
Of course.

by Thegreekfreak123 January 2, 2017

Vlass

A very large ass

"Damn dude, she's got a fine vlass"

by RoastmyToast September 12, 2017

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

by anongonwild November 9, 2017