Virgility

The quality of knowing you would be really good at sex, even though you are still a virgin (virgin + agility)

Even though she had never had sex, Phyllis knew that her virgility was off the charts.

by Chlauraform March 1, 2020

Virgil----

A person who is bad at welding and doesnt know the definition of soup, they tend to spend most of their 5th period watching their much smarter and more attractive friend weld

Fuck you Virgil----

by PenisChairilizer October 17, 2021

Virgil

The chillest dude you know will help anyone and he’s definitely isn’t gay and he is hung like a horse so the women love him

“Hey is that Virgil from last night?”

“Yeah that’s him I hope he gets me pregnant “

by ThatmanV September 25, 2019

Virgil

(n.) A very confused person often mistaken as a homosexual in pain.

(adj.) ADHD like person, looking at nothing.

Girl: Heyy whats up?
Boy: (looking at a picture of Madonna)
Girl: Helloooo??... snap out of it (snaps fingers in boys face)
Boy: oh oh my bad i'm sorry
Girl: ugh ur so VIRGIL.

by jokersjinxbby January 26, 2011

Virgil

where you dick is longer soft then when its hard

hahahaha that mutherfucker has a virgil

by jimmy dick in ur mommas mouth December 14, 2008

Virgil

A virgin. Someone who's never had sex.

Man, that kid is talking like he's banged half the chicks in school, but he's such a virgil.

by Kappuru September 29, 2005

Virgil Sanders

Virgil Sanders is Thomas Sanders' anxiety. He is known by many names (the best being Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce). He is emo, and enjoys My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Panic! at the Disco, and so on. He was originally a 'Dark Side' until his redemption arc, 'Accepting Anxiety'. Then he finally feels like part if the famILY, as Patton puts it. He is known by Creepy Cookie, Emo Nightmare, Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce, Charlie Frown, J. Delightful, and so on. When Deceit pretends to be Patton, Logan and himself are the first to figure it out. And Virgil and Deceit are glaring at each other like crazy, so they have some history. He can be paid to say puns, (I know this because Patton has paid him to before). Sometimes is self-deprovating, but Patton threats to physically fight him when he does.

Hippie Friend: why are you so Emo?

Emo friend: because Virgil Sanders changed my life.

by Just a Nerdy Emo June 5, 2018