vegetarian sex

the best sex you'll ever have. vegetarians let there inner-animal out in the bedroom. all those years of repressed meat eating desires finally pay off.

"we may not eat animals, but we sure fuck like them!"

"kate really is an animal in the bed, i'm so glad we had vegetarian sex. i'm thinking about converting, actually."

by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

Pollo-Vegetarian

Someone who occasionally eats chicken or fish, but does NOT eat red meat AT ALL. This is still healthy(since red meat is VERY bad for you). They are a TYPE of vegetarian, but not a full-fledged one. They should NOT be called "Posers", that is utter nonsense, because being vegetarian is a type of eating, and seriously you can't be called a poser when it comes to your diet. You could be called "cheater" if you eat red meat then keep calling yourself Pollo-Vegetarian. Please stop hating on the Pollo-Vegetarians, and be glad they aren't feasting on dead cows at McDonald's.

Teen: Mom, I have decided that I want to become vegetarian.
Mom: WHAT?! THAT'S TOTALLY UNHEALTHY!
Teen: *whips out research and studies of vegetarianism* I beg to differ.
Mom: Well at least be Pollo-Vegetarian, so you can still have SOME meat in your diet. When you're 18 you can do whatever you want.
Teen: Kay. Pollo-Vegetarian it is, then.

by Becky<3 July 24, 2008

Vegetarian porn

Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.

Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.

In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.

by Pers0nne August 4, 2012

Non-Vegetarian Beans

An imaginary dish created by bean companies to sell regular (meat-free) beans as a special product.

Well, you're out of luck. I'm out of non-vegetarian beans.

by CamoDan October 24, 2010

vegetarian

A person who chooses not to eat beef, pork, chicken, fish or other meats. Usually for ethical, religious, or health reasons.

Vegans are another type of vegetarian who abstain for dairy, eggs, and honey, aswell as all meats.

Person A: I'm a vegetarian and I eat fish...

Person B: No you're not. Vegetarians don't eat fish.

by NChick1987 December 28, 2005

pesca-vegetarian

One who abstains from eating meat, with the exception of fish.

A pesca-vegetarian allows themself to eat a shrimp taco, but not a chicken or beef taco.

by summerchild! January 14, 2007

fake vegetarian

A pretentious person whom wants to act like a vegetarian, but they love having the bratwurst in and around their mouth. They also pretend to support green movements, but secretly eat the bones of KFC from bins.

Tom Jones: M8 eating meat is bad!?!
Rick Ross: U weren't saying that last night with my creamy bratwurst in your mouth..
Tom Jones: What are you saying...
Rick Ross: that you aint thuggin' son, you a fake vegetarian.

by m8udunkno July 22, 2014