vulumputious Maria

a term used to describe a super fly bizatch wearing a "I have the power He-man shirt" on tuesday

You look like a fine vulumputious Maria in that wet, brown , large paper bag of Love

by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003

volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Volumptuous

a cross between lumpy and curvy

Wow she has a very volumptuous body.

by Kahootmaster69 June 5, 2019

vagumpkin

The delicate art of getting your box munched while taking a shit.

Suzy never considered herself a lesbian until she gave her sister her first sloppy vagumpkin.

by Colin Vagblumpkin June 17, 2008

vulumpsious

Large body part of a girl that you want to stick you dick in

That bitch got vulumpsious titties and ass

by BenG May 14, 2003

vulumputious Maria

A girl at the Weedsport Invitational completely absorbed in the ingenuity of a 'Platypus'.

That Vulumputious Maria wouldn't stop sucking on Max Chapman's Platypus. (Not as perverted as it sounds.)

by Grimey May 26, 2003

volumptuos

round, lucious, and plentiful. Often used to describe ones rear end or curves.

Jen's bottom looks very volumptuos in those jeans!

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016