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vajayjay alfresco

When a man doesn't wear underwear under his clothes, it's called going commando or freeballing (because, you know, his balls are dangling freely). Now, when a woman doesn't wear underwear, what's that called? The term freeballing doesn't exactly work because, you know, women don't have balls. Hence, the term "vajayjay alfresco."
One should never -- and I mean *never* -- go vajayjay alfresco while riding a bicycle and wearing a miniskirt.
by FUNKYBROWNCHICK January 7, 2007
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vajayjay jab

A quick jab to the vagina when a bitch needs it
When a bitch talking shit she gonna get the vajayjay jab mane
by fxncyy March 31, 2015
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vajayjay sway

The "girl" version of a cock block; a crafty method for one girl to protect another girl from an aggressive male suitor.
Erica used her vajayjay sway to stop that drunk guy from cornering Meagan at the bar. He got swayed!
by atxtystr September 6, 2013
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vajayjay crunch

When a woman's pants are so tight that the actually fabric comes into their vagina; a vaginal wedgie; AKA camel toe.
Irene: Man! I was experiencing a total vajayjay crunch yesterday when i squeezed into my little sister's pants.
by thisismygoddamnpseudonym July 20, 2010
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Monster Vajayjay

Despite the name's implied vulgarity, it has nothing to do with a woman's reproductive organ. It was actually a children's TV show from Holland starring a hand puppet of the same name. It didn't make it passed two episodes and was cancelled because the name of it was Monster Vajayjay.
In 2005, Dutch film directer Willem Grundje made a children's show called Monster Vajayjay. People have just remembered this show and have been talking about it on forums all across the web.
by Skanago:g December 17, 2016
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Oprah's Vajayjay

Oh no, I'm getting sucked into Oprah's Vajayjay!
by Yesndil March 26, 2009
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PB and Vajayjay

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly up a woman's vagina to be sucked back out and consumed.
Mary was so kinky last night. I even gave her a PB and Vajayjay.
by Mr. Linguini October 3, 2011
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