Vagigate

v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock.
1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a cockblock because neither party has a cock.
2.Or when the cock isn't trying to get anything but a girl is still blocking him.

Girl1: Man, i wanted to go to the movies last night with him.

Girl2: Yeah but your mom was a fat vagigate.

by JTDL January 15, 2009

Vagina Spiders

Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.

Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"

by Lardassinator-9000 April 17, 2022

Car's Vagina

The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.

Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.

by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

Vagina slay

Something that looks totally cool

Me- How does my outfit look today?

Lexi- You look so vagina slay today, Pop off pussy hat

by Popoffpussyhat November 30, 2021

moot(vagina)

A ladies front-bottom.
Pronounced like foot

"Your moot(vagina) is slightly fishy this evening"

by Moot of Wisdom November 27, 2013

Vaginal Tuba

A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.

How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Vagina Monojog

Bitches running by themselves.

Becky was feeling fat and lonely, so she decided to go on a vagina monojog.

by ATLGA21 February 12, 2010