The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
by Whatahmelone May 27, 2016
Get the Vacation Dick mug.A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
by Navychief929 May 25, 2016
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A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)
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"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016
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Get the vacation dick mug.A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"
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by Joynucci May 14, 2016
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by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
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