Upright Piano

When an adolescent male gets an unexpected erection in public, and tucks said erection into the waistband of his pants or shorts in order to conceal.

"Dude, it was the WORST! I was walking down the hall to geometry class, and saw Jessica walking in front of me, and got a boner and had to Upright Piano, because I didn't have my backpack with me to hide it!"

by Carl Winslow is the Man June 19, 2019

uprightjyun

some fat guy who plays video games

hey look its an uprightjyun

by cal_cium April 16, 2021

Upright Doggy Pull-Back

Variant on upright doggy, but receiving partner's arms are pulled backwards at the wrists towards penetrating partner. Also called the "whoa girl" position.

"We were doing the Upright Doggy Pull-Back when his wife walked in..."

by NGHT January 6, 2010

up tight

Behaving in a cold or unforgiving way due to angst, a hangup or some bogus morality or propriety.

1. He got up tight about me smoochin' with his woman and sulked about it until the wine smoothed things out and we decided the bitch wasn't worth the trouble.

2. The pigs were really up tight about their missing squad car, but Jimmy was no snitch.

by Jubilation T. Corndoq March 26, 2007

bagless upright

A female that has had a hysterectomy.

You don't need a condom, that bitch is a bagless upright.

by TSIA June 16, 2006

North American upright

a slang term for a black person who lives and dies in the ghetto. that same person who leeches off the government; fills up 2 shopping carts of food (pizza's, chicken, steaks then pulls out the Link Card and bitches when they're $9 short of the total order and has to put back the most expensive steaks in the entire grocery store

i was coming home from the stoe and saw some of those
North American uprights in there and they was just trifling and causing a ruckus.

by taco seasoning June 27, 2006

Upright Figurine

A revolution of the forgotten in the early 2000s based on a collective group of artists, musicians, poets, and performers known as Upright Figurine. Origin of the phrase is derived from an old elongated wooden statue of unknown origins which is customarily placed towering over figurines of a long lost age. It , the protector watches over the forgotten, symbolizing the revolution.

Man did you see the Upright Figurine fighters that went through town the other day? They knew where their heads were.

by S C A R of Upright Figurine August 29, 2008