aka the whiskey douche. This is when someone takes a tampon, soaks it in the alcohol of their choice, typically whiskey, and then inserts it into either the vagina or rectum in order to achieve a buzz or "Buiness drunk". Used in situations where drinking is frowned upon. eg. work, funerals, job interviews, Provincial Curling Championships etc. Paticipating individuals tend to eventually form a syndicate.
Guy #1: man i could really go for a drink, work is F$@King getting to me.
Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.
Guy #1: what?
Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.
Guy #1: what?
Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
by Papidontpreach March 1, 2012
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Often used in place of the standard "USA" or "US", to make refference to Amerika's authoritarianism.
Often used in place of the standard "USA" or "US", to make refference to Amerika's authoritarianism.
Last night, 2 people were arrested for banging drums, and 5 people ticketed for honking car horns at a protest. Only in the UPSA!
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