Upper Decker

When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.
Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!
by Kevinnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2009
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Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.
Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!
by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009
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Upper Decker

(Film Critique). When a movie starts out engaging and has great potential, but then the ending falls apart and the whole thing turns to shit. It's like finding an Upper Decker when you flush your toilet at the end of a party. It's there, and it's shit, you just don't know it yet.
The movie Enemy (2013) was a real Upper Decker.
by Britley's Grams February 22, 2016
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Upper decker

Taking a shit in the top part or tank of the toilet.
He pissed me off so I did a upper decker in his bathroom.
by Ann_Archy September 13, 2018
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Upper Decker

The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
by t-bozz January 29, 2013
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Boujee Upper Decker

Taking a shit in another person’s essential oil humidifier without telling them. Usually as a form of retaliation in which a classic upper decker just won’t cut the mustard.
“I know I had to get back at that twat waffle after he cheated on me with my sister. So naturally I left him a boujee upper decker when I moved out.”
by Gettin' It.... March 09, 2022
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Hipster Upper Decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet, exhaling vape into the tank and then sealing it for a honeydew, kiwi, and cool mint surprise!
Thomas left a hipster upper decker in the toilet at the party that was surprisingly refreshing.
by GiantsMartyr January 21, 2018
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