Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
by Sempitality July 12, 2017
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I like to have sex with my dog.
I enjoy having sex with my child.
I enjoy shitting on colored people.
Please keep in mind that 'unoffendable' is a state of mind, that is neither PC or racist, in today's society. I can be unoffendable, WITHOUT enjoying the examples provided.
You can tell an unoffendable person about bodily fluids, toenail clippings, or a severe rash in your private areas.
Most doctors that treat patients must have some form of this word embedded into their brains to fulfill their daily duties.
"I enjoy sex with different species!"
If you find that sentence disturbing, you are NOT unoffendable!
If you find that sentence disturbing, you are NOT unoffendable!
by Jerrylandry2 March 16, 2019
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A one, and recently two-day celebration created by Champaign-IL bar owners when they realized they were missing out on St. Patrick's Day-related money from students at the University of Illinois. Every year, these owners buy the services of several advertising companies to start Facebook groups that pose as student-created, touting how they will break the rules and flout convention by drinking alcohol all day on Unofficial St. Patrick's Day. Gullible students are all too happy to oblige, believing they are doing something rebellious. Bar drink prices are jacked up, many citations and arrests are made, and sometimes a person or two dies.
It is also the source of much argument between squabbling Midwest schools, as to who has the more "out of control" party.
It is also the source of much argument between squabbling Midwest schools, as to who has the more "out of control" party.
Dude, can you believe Murphy's is charging 20 dollar cover? Or that those green beers are 5 bucks a piece? It must be Unofficial St. Patrick's Day!
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Two months earlier:
Taylor- "I got to talk to 'you know who' yesterday."
Melodie- "Cool!"
Now:
Taylor- "I got to talk to Bailey yesterday!!"
Melodie- "Omg, is it official?"
Taylor- "No:(, but I can say his name now!"
Melodie- "Then it's unofficially official!!"
Taylor- "I got to talk to 'you know who' yesterday."
Melodie- "Cool!"
Now:
Taylor- "I got to talk to Bailey yesterday!!"
Melodie- "Omg, is it official?"
Taylor- "No:(, but I can say his name now!"
Melodie- "Then it's unofficially official!!"
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