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i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.
Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"
by Debnhim October 28, 2018
mugGet the i got carrie all up in my assmug.
Used as an enhanced silence request.
You're in my ass or 'ata batahat shli' is used to emphasize
that you are not interested in what the other guy has to say.
someone:Hey i don't like what the fuck is going on here
you: Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)
by walla1989 September 22, 2005
mugGet the Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew)mug.

Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
mugGet the Rats up my assmug.

up my own ass

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
by sirbennito July 23, 2021
mugGet the up my own assmug.

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019
mugGet the Pee up my ass PUMAmug.

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
mugGet the i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my assmug.

head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you
Today I have my head up my ass about chris
by radical female May 21, 2014
mugGet the head up my assmug.

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