unifi

Shittiest internet provider ever in the history of mankind.
Even a sloth is faster than Unifi.

Ali: Hey dude, should I get Unifi?
Abu: No man its suicide. In fact its worst than suicide!

by HezuzCreeest April 6, 2016

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unimigophan

the new color known to man mostly used to describe a waffle

peasant: yo bro did you see that unimigophan last night

you: yes, I did but your irrelevant so go fetch me some Starbucks

by morefiercethanyou May 23, 2014

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Unimation Mark

The number one (1) accidentally included in a group of exclamation points, commonly seen on the internet.

"That's soo funny!!!!!1 Grrr! I hate when I add a unimation mark at the end of my exclamation points!!1!"

by The Holy Bored One September 21, 2006

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unidiot

Someone who is an airhead in a cute and funny way. not an idiot and not stupid.

Xochitl makes people laugh because she is an unidiot.

by jack_bauer007 October 7, 2009

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A mom who, during the winter months, wears a hoodie and sunglasses while dropping children off at school. The look is eerily reminiscent of the police suspect sketch of the infamous serial killer Unibomber, AKA Ted Kaczynski, who targeted universities and airlines with homemade bombs sent through the mail. The acute embarrassment suffered by offspring of this particular breed of kick ass mother is devastatingly quick and awesomely powerful, kind of like a bomb.

Cletus was dropped off at school by an older mystery woman in a hoodie and sunglasses. She was even sporting a fuzzy newborn baby 70s porno stache. I think it was his Unimomer.

by Moxie Freaking CrimeFighter December 7, 2010

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