by Kevin "BUHOO" Vargas August 5, 2019
Get the Under Format mug.When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
by theknownunknown October 8, 2009
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A mispronunciation of "under-appreciated" from the movie Bedtime Stories.
Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
"I felt so under-demeciated when they laughed at me for feeling bloated after eating three french fries and a banana Now-And-Later at the food court."
by daddybfree April 14, 2010
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Get the Under Sack mug.During the days when ships were powered by sail, the captains log documented everything that happended during the day. As sickness could spread rapidly on a ship,there were often times where the number of sailers that were ill exceeded the space provided in the log to record their names. During these times, the excess names of the sick were recorded in the next column, which was reserved for the weather conditions of the day. Thus, it was not unusal for an ill sailor to be listed "under the weather".
by R. Lowerre December 14, 2008
Get the under the weather mug.Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.
Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!
The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.
The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.
by buggy October 24, 2005
Get the under-forty-font mug.throwing or shooting something (dice, pong ball) under the leg. A form of showing off, or praying that somehow your cockiness pays off in the luck department.
by 612-608 July 9, 2010
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