verbal touching

When two people or a group of people are talking about how great they are and they cannot decide who is the greatest of them all but they do know that for sure they are all the greatest.

"Hey, Larry, you are doing a great job." Larry replies, "Man, you are doing a better job." The other replies, "Hey, all I know is that we are both doing a great job, but you, Larry, are a little bit better today." They both, conclude that they are the best. The verbal touching will continue until an innocent bystander usually vomits in their mouth from all the verbal touching between these people or groups of people.

by K.D.D. Reading November 30, 2007

Touching the back of your tongue

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick

Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

by yourmilkissusaf9004 February 12, 2022

touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.

I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.

by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

boy touchies

for one man to caress the upper thigh of another man in a feather-like manner.

Christopher please give me boy touchies.

by booboo doo boo April 11, 2007

touching the rabbit

That moment, when you stare into the dark empty space of your soul towards the outside, and you realise you are too slow even for yourself, but at the same time, you do acknowledge the fact that you are a reciever-transmitter to yourself.

Hey man, I thought you were out, but I see now that you were just touching the rabbit!

by Diavolul July 5, 2015

grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.

dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

by bbm gc November 12, 2020

touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

by Wong Man September 7, 2009