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tyristine

A black motherfucker who gives no fucks and will consume/smoke/inject anything possible into his body just to get a buzz. Oh and he likes fat white bitches
" Bro that guy just snorted a half gallon of ecstasy!"

Bro- " Hide the white bitches, that's Tyristine"
by The real obama July 7, 2014
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Tyristine

Obama's smarter brother. Also a Black crack fiend on the local set that ain't gonna have it with the white boys in Oakley's driving gay Mazda Rx8's. Been in the pen and quote " AIN'T GOING BACK "
Tyristine: "What set you claim, Nigga??"

Whitey: "what does that even mean?"

Tyristine: "it means get the fuck of mine, jive ass fool!"

Whitey: " Nahh son."

**END OF WHITEY**
by The real obama July 9, 2014
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Typise

when something is typical & precise Typise!
instead of saying "your right about that" or "thats so true"
just that's so typise.
by Lady @ August 9, 2009
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Typoist

Someone who makes a lot of typos online due to an unfortunate zealousness to post something and lack of perception.
"Hello, my name is Mary."
"Hello Mary"
"I am a typoist and I have gone two minutes without a typo"
-From a conversation at Typoist Anonymous
by APlethoraofPamelas October 22, 2011
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typostanding

Portmanteau of "Typo" and "Misunderstanding"

Used to describe a typo that spiraled into a misunderstanding between two or more people.
Guy: Yeah, so what I want written down is, "There are calibration points"

Girl: Oh.... okay. Could you please describe what the calibration points are? Maybe we can use something along the lines of, "There are adjustment points for fine tuning?"

Guy: We do NOT calibrate PRINTERS. We do NOT calibrate RULERS. We do NOT calibrate COMPUTERS. We do NOT calibrate PRESSES.

Girl: Yeah... I understand that, i'm pretty sure we have stickers on the presses that say "calibration not required". But you know what, you've been doing this longer than I have, so i'll just use that as-is: "There are calibration points"

Guy: I'm so sorry! It all makes sense now, what I meant was: "there are NO calibration points" It was all just a typostanding.
by azntiger954 October 13, 2016
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typeist

Typeist is so hot
by Typeist December 11, 2022
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Tynisticism

A disability that makes you obsessed with strange wods, such as Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Pneumnoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutaminylarginylisoleucine, Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic and Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
He has Tynisticism, expect him to say something like Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg a bunch, he might also say a bunch of more shenanigans so ignore him.
by sfdgfhxdfgre August 26, 2025
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