by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016
Get the turtmug. by Lackxn November 22, 2021
Get the Turtmug. a person on the woomy arras discord server who sucks at the game so bad that they mald to every death.
by fishonurbandictionary July 7, 2022
Get the turtmug. A god like being with infinite power it is the god of everything in the form a small turtle who only says turt his power level has been esmated to be♾ he is everything in one he is turt
by a god of peace July 26, 2022
Get the turtmug. A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.
by John Crump July 13, 2025
Get the Turt Runkmug. When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".
"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".
by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017
Get the ree-turtedmug. by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016
Get the turtmug.