turntable

Gamer slang for a first generation stand-alone CD video game console. Used in a nostalgic sense, much how a "Toaster" is used to describe a console that uses cartridges.

I don't bother with those emulators. I'm old-school. I use a turntable.

by St. James November 7, 2007

turntable

One who can lie or distort facts or recollections of events.

*a guy lies to a cop after an incident*

Wow, you spun that shit like a turntable!

by Ryan_T January 6, 2009

turntables

A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. “How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”. It originates in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott.

*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...

by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

turntables

A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. Originated in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott. "How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”

*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...

by anthromorphic-cerebral November 30, 2021

Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.

Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.

by I Forget Things October 10, 2017

Team Turntables

A group formally only on twitter and exclusive to people who actively used the Twin Turntables Fortnite set now a mostly-public chat ran by map creator RqinbowDerp on Discord.

It also has no shortage of drama.

John: Oh god, there's another argument going on in Team Turntables!
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?

by Flappysnacks November 16, 2020

Turntable

When you got so scattered the night before that you were turnt

"Man I got so turntable last night, it was hectic."

by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016