A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022
Get the Danish Turntable mug.A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. Originated in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott. "How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”
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Get the turntables mug.Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024
Get the Hillbilly Turntable mug.A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.
by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011
Get the Nebraska Turntable mug.A group formally only on twitter and exclusive to people who actively used the Twin Turntables Fortnite set now a mostly-public chat ran by map creator RqinbowDerp on Discord.
It also has no shortage of drama.
It also has no shortage of drama.
John: Oh god, there's another argument going on in Team Turntables!
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
by Flappysnacks November 16, 2020
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