When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it
Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle
Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle
by Turdlemaster May 24, 2018
a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body
by Xexdeh January 12, 2020
I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.
by Sneegas January 05, 2018
A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.
There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.
Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.
There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.
Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.
Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?
Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.
Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.
by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022
by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022
by Chuckster4 November 08, 2022
by Da bobos July 28, 2023