This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdlemug. A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.
There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.
Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.
There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.
Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.
Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?
Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.
Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.
by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022
Get the Turdlemug. 
When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
by Cracklized November 15, 2017
Get the Turdle Waxmug. Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012
Get the turdle kissesmug. by gruffi February 26, 2022
Get the Turdlemug. When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.
Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...
Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"
ellipses... FUCK YOU!
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...
Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"
ellipses... FUCK YOU!
by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020
Get the Turdling tardismug.