Tuba

The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Every tuba player is a legend (except Jonah )

Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*

by Missourimans December 27, 2019

Tuba

When you lick a girl’s pussy and she screams

I blew her pussy and she screamed like sound coming out of a tuba

by Coopachup June 10, 2019

Tuba

the most beautiful girl in the world. unbelieve characteristics, smart, sexy, charming, loving, undeniably amazing.

That girl is sooo like tuba!

by sk December 25, 2004

Tuba

Doing something in a repetitive and annoying behavior.

I wanted to be alone last night, but he just kept bothering me, he was totally pulling a Tuba.

by meltedrose November 13, 2014

Tuba

A girl with a nice booty or ass. gotta have nice porportions

damn girl, let me see you work that tuba.

by Ethan Bloom May 1, 2005

Tuba

Another term for "faggot"- derived from the Tourettes Guy quote "who's the faggot with a Tuba". Used as an insult. Also subs for dork, douchebag, homo, loser, etc.

Check out that guy in the Tap Out shirt. What a tuba.

by M1g1t November 7, 2010

Tuba

Slang for someone who can go blow it out of their ass. There are in fact, three levels of tuba
Trumpet- only a tuba sometimes
Tuba- common name

Sousaphone- Biggest asshole you could meet. Much like my friend's ex

"He played me like a violin"
"Well next time you see him, play him like a tuba and tell him to blow it out his ass"
"Stop talking to that Sousaphone!"

by ZephWinds October 5, 2011