trumpet trousers 

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!

Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!

trumpet trousers by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005

All mouth and no trousers 

Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.

Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111

KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".

All mouth and no trousers by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004

Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'

Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers

Pumpy Trousers by Wise Man November 13, 2003

soggy trousers 

The act of ejaculating in your pants and not being able to change them for a long period of time.

The security guard at the San Diego Chargers game sure did have soggy trousers for the remainder of the game.

soggy trousers by z STEVEN z December 22, 2016

red trousers 

Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".

Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"

Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"

red trousers by Sebcfc March 11, 2014

Kotch Trousers

Trousers or Tracksuit Bottoms which are extremely comfortable. loose to wear and hang low from the hip, these are the ultimate item of clothing when all you wanna do is "Kotch"
80% Cotton 20% Polyester are recommended.

After a heavy night out:
"Shit man you bashed loads of beanz"
"It's ok, i got my kotch trousers"

Kotch Trousers by Loganslean July 2, 2005

Ankled trousers

The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.

I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.

Ankled trousers by Phast January 8, 2009