I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021

Bike Thief

Black people, because everyone knows only black people steal bikes

“Hey, that bike thief is stealing my bike! Someone shoot him!”

by DoctorGewehr October 10, 2019

conversation thief

The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.

Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.

Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."

Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."

by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009

Pancake Thief

One who breaks into someones car with the sole intent of shitting in the trunk.

Dude, there's shit in your trunk. Looks like you got hit by a pancake thief. Balls.

by two dudes and a dudette May 23, 2009

oxygen thief

A person so useless on this planet that the mere fact of them breathing is a waste of oxygen.

"Shut up you fat, lazy, good for nothin, motherfuckin oxygen thief!"

by CS January 9, 2004

Thiefshipping

Is a pairing in the anime series Yu-gi-oh. This pairing is Bakura (Spirit of the Millenium Ring) and Malik Ishtar (Hikari). There are many other kinds of shippings other than just thiefshipping and some can have the same name for different couples.

In most fanfictions the pairing is given a name that has shipping at the end. Ex: Thiefshipping, Puzzelshipping and so on.

by Danielle E. R, April 24, 2008

Oxygen thief

An idiot or otherwise worthless person.

Dan is an Oxygen thief - he brings nothing to this world.

by frick1 February 24, 2010