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Trampoline Money

Money that you obtained with no expectation. Extra money in your pocket that can be used for anything and/or spent irresponsibly like on an unnecessary trampoline.
"Geez I got huge tax refund this year. What should we do with all this trampoline money?"

Trampoline Tipping 

When you go around finding trampolines, and then you flip them over. Just because it's funny.

*One's with nets should be carried away from original spot.
We ran one down an alley before and put it into someone elses driveway.*
-Requires at least 2 people, unless you're a monster.
"Bro, lets go Trampoline Tipping"
"Alright"
*Walk around*
"TRAMPOLINE!!"
*Run into the yard*
*Start pushing trampoline up, until it falls*
*Run*

trampoline pants 

One with trampoline pants is one with a puge so large that they bounce off everything they come into contact with, especially while attempting sex. (see "puge")
Rocky Balboa's puge was so big in Rocky V, that he had trampoline pants.
trampoline pants by Snappytramp August 11, 2010

Trampoline jelley bean 

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline
Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

trampoline guillotine 

a woman's panty's or thong's waistband that is too tight around the woman's waist.
i was gonna get carpal tunnel if i went any further in that trampoline guillotine.

Trampoline Hangover 

The pain you feel after spending large amounts of time on a trampoline.
Ohh damnn I have a bad trampoline hangover.