the condition of being a huge hot mess; as when a girl or guy goes out to the bar after drinking four loko and jagermeister and then proceeds to run into an ex. The subject ensues into a stumbling, crying rage, tottering on stillettos and possibly falling down the stairs.
Wow, betch you were a tranny trainwreck last night after you saw Matt. THe bouncers literally threw you into the curb.
by trannytrainwreck January 13, 2011
Get the tranny trainwreck mug.(noun, verb)Sexual intercourse between at least four people in which all orifices are filled with genitals of one another. For example, one woman could be "trainwrecked" by three guys: one with his penis in her vagina, another with his penis in her anus, and the third member with his penis in her mouth, all of which is happening at the same time. It can also happen with a bisexual man: penis in his mouth, penis in his anus, while he has his own penis in a woman's vagina/anus/or mouth, etc. There are several other combinations that create a trainwreck (4 men, 2 men and 2 women, etc.) the only limit is the sexual imagination. See also finger cuffs, dp
1.Jane:What did you do last night?
Sarah: I took three guys home! I sucked one guy off while the other two fucked me in the ass and my pussy
Jane: Shit, girl! Sounds like you got trainwrecked!
2.Matt: I can't believe you're looking at porn at the library computer again, Jeff?
Jeff: I'm sorry, but I'm really horny and my computer isn't working. Hey look at this chick! She's getting trainwrecked, see: she's got one in the mouth, one in the pooper, and one in her vagina. God, that makes me happy :)
Matt: Um... That's disgusting! What a slut!...Hey, did you just say "pooper"??!! OMG, Bitch!
Sarah: I took three guys home! I sucked one guy off while the other two fucked me in the ass and my pussy
Jane: Shit, girl! Sounds like you got trainwrecked!
2.Matt: I can't believe you're looking at porn at the library computer again, Jeff?
Jeff: I'm sorry, but I'm really horny and my computer isn't working. Hey look at this chick! She's getting trainwrecked, see: she's got one in the mouth, one in the pooper, and one in her vagina. God, that makes me happy :)
Matt: Um... That's disgusting! What a slut!...Hey, did you just say "pooper"??!! OMG, Bitch!
by JacktheWASP September 21, 2005
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by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 16, 2021
Get the Trainwreck mug.Usually a attractive female named Mindy that spends the money she stole from her ex-husband on a dipshit dumpster fire boyfriend that has black rotted teeth, a 300 dollar truck, no goals in life other than to be piece of shit girlfriend leech. Suffers from the inability to make good decisions with her stolen money. Thinks putting teeth in said dipshit is a wise investment. Also see foolish or seriously what the fuck!
Have you seen Mindy she is a trainwreck ex-wife. Terrible with decisions . Enjoys feeding dumpster fires.
by Dipshit 468 February 11, 2022
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Opposite of can i get a rewind.
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tony c just spilled gravy all over his new clownstep dubplate and blew out the speakers.
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can i get a trainwreck?
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by achuta December 9, 2008
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Get the TRAINWRECK! mug.When you hear a song on the radio and you think the singer is really good looking and then watch a music video and discover they are creepy and pedofile like.
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