ass tracks

The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.

Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."

ass tracks by argonaht July 10, 2011

race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump

"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."

race tracks by jbushido October 29, 2009

born on the wrong side of the tracks 

To start out life with every disadvantage

Coming from nothing

Fighting for survival

Broke

Because Dick was born on the wrong side of the tracks he hates the world and everyone in it

born on the wrong side of the tracks by behumbledude September 13, 2013

mushroom tracks 

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

mushroom tracks by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

railroad tracks 

dental braces(probably a reference to the way dental braces look)

I would rather not have to wear such huge railroad tracks.

railroad tracks by Light Joker April 20, 2005

[Moose Tracks] 

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

[Moose Tracks] by kabelly January 19, 2009

snowy tracks 

when you ejaculate on a girl's shiny braces on her teeth

I'm sorry, officer i didn't realize she was underage. I only went out with her because I wanted to give her snowy tracks.

snowy tracks by Lukeabf September 10, 2009