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Tort

Did you bring the tort ?
by David the romanian November 2, 2020
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Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.
Our tort was built really well.
by Fudgecake May 14, 2016
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Torts

The greatest hockey coach of the modern era, John Tortorella
"Did you see Torts lay into those two rookies the other night for not getting the puck in deep? Looks like a couple of healthy-scratches to me"
by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024
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Torted

Having tort.
You make me so torted!
by Green daddy pop March 21, 2022
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Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly
Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!
by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024
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pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.
Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll
by type69diabetes May 18, 2021
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Tort

Wow have you heard Emily is tort”
by Starlove03 January 21, 2020
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