cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.

I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.

by scannin October 10, 2006

toucher_of_cancer

The one of the best meme accounts on Instagram and the memes are made by him self not stolen

Toucher_Of_Cancer is the best at making memes

by Blinker.exe November 6, 2018

elbow toucher

a ditzy (blonde) woman that you convince that if she can touch her elbows behind her back she won't have cancer, thus making her thrust her chest towards you giving you a nice view.

sam is an elbow toucher

by 100bc December 20, 2004

boy toucher

1. A male pedophile, molester, or pervert that likes to touch young boys.

You should be one to talk about looks Joe. You look like a fuckin Boy Toucher.

by Kwicherbichen July 29, 2007

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

torched

A reference from Family Guy, which is another word for burn, but extremely higher ranked.

Russell: Dude, you have a big forehead.
Scott: ?
Jonas: He torched your ass man, He torched your ass!

by JKMP May 12, 2007

Toucher and Rich

The best morining radio program around. Includes Fred Toucher, Rich Shertenlieb, Crash Clark, Adolfo Gonzalles

I switched from waaf to bcn to listen to toucher and rich

by tatertott July 28, 2009