Tootsie Roll in the Valley

When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.
I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.
by Thaddeus Q. Wellington May 31, 2005
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Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.
Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!
by undertowpull December 14, 2011
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mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone
man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll
by trav1234 February 23, 2010
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Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.
Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!
by JP Tommy May 29, 2011
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musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.
Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"
by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017
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German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.
"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."
by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008
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