A crazy fool that acts like he is God's gift to women. Always is checking out his face in the mirror and demands attention ( yelling sometimes to get those to focus on his actions).
"that Dorian kid thinks he is so fly, he has a doctorate in being a tool, one would think of him as Dr. Toolbag
by Hustla4lyfe May 4, 2010
by John Imatyourmumshouse July 11, 2008
(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.
John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.
John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.
John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
by ncmo April 27, 2010
An idiot that knows nothing about rules and procedures for someone else's job, yet they sit back and criticize every aspect of how everyone else does their job. Aka Mike Pache
by David_Webb November 5, 2019
A word used to describe a person whom is acting in an unfavorable manner. Also another derogatory name for homosexual males. These people, homosexual or not, typically have very large mustaches without the presence of any other facial hair and more often than not wear glasses.
by TheRealLeeSon January 12, 2020
Somebody who uses the worst pick up lines, spends more time on his hair than you do, and usually frolics on top of Mount Vesuvius
by shanara May 3, 2007
by AngryCracka October 5, 2010