Noob toob

A very small penis

You have a noob toob, bro

by CoolGuy♡♡ May 6, 2018

Maize creator of the toob

Liam landree is the biggest god ever

Liam landree is the maize creator of the toob

by ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ December 19, 2014

Noob Toob

A Noob toob is someone who is really stupid, and misspells common words, also someone who cant speak properly or use the right context of english.
(also someone who spells tube toob)

e.g. (lucas said)How do i spell the word elf?
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob

Steve and lucas are both noob toobs

by Killer toob April 18, 2006

TOOB

TOOB is an image discovered by the travellers of Hogtopia Ktaei and AwesomeZ_360. They were on their way to witness drama and war, 10 000 blocks afar from headquarters.

some say that was the only thing they have obtained during their adventure.

The image was assembled in the hog temple. it took ages to put together.

As stated by the glorious Hog, when referring to TOOB it must be loud and in all caps.

Person 1: What is in the Hog Temple ?
Person 2: It is TOOB

by AwesomeZ_360 March 26, 2021

Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.

Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.

by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023

Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Toob

A completely incompetent and poorly informed and confused motorcyclist. A Toob often things they are a a professional "fast boy" but are nothing more than beginner squid.

Dude, that Toob over there is making such a fool out of himself.

That rider is such a TOOB!

by Squidster650 January 22, 2021