a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"
by spotlight ah moonlight ah October 30, 2021

by ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ December 19, 2014

A Noob toob is someone who is really stupid, and misspells common words, also someone who cant speak properly or use the right context of english.
(also someone who spells tube toob)
(also someone who spells tube toob)
e.g. (lucas said)How do i spell the word elf?
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob
Steve and lucas are both noob toobs
e.g. (lucas said)it saids plz click sex so i did and i say i didnt
e.g. (Steve wrote) you place the sodium bicarbonate in the test toob
Steve and lucas are both noob toobs
by Killer toob April 18, 2006

TOOB is an image discovered by the travellers of Hogtopia Ktaei and AwesomeZ_360. They were on their way to witness drama and war, 10 000 blocks afar from headquarters.
some say that was the only thing they have obtained during their adventure.
The image was assembled in the hog temple. it took ages to put together.
As stated by the glorious Hog, when referring to TOOB it must be loud and in all caps.
some say that was the only thing they have obtained during their adventure.
The image was assembled in the hog temple. it took ages to put together.
As stated by the glorious Hog, when referring to TOOB it must be loud and in all caps.
by AwesomeZ_360 March 26, 2021

A verb that describes the act of getting caught with pants down self pleasuring, while engaged in an office FaceTime meeting.
by anonymous October 21, 2020

A completely incompetent and poorly informed and confused motorcyclist. A Toob often things they are a a professional "fast boy" but are nothing more than beginner squid.
by Squidster650 January 22, 2021
