A pair of unbreakable, industrial-grade pecs or breasts. Used when referring to a muscular person, with available diesel features such as a huge, grisly chest and cannons for arms. This person might also come equipped standard with tonka tits and two beast modes.
-Look at that guy on bench over there - he can't put that kinda weight up!
-Man's got tonka tits - yes he can!
-Man's got tonka tits - yes he can!
by Marcus Ginyard May 11, 2008
by tehpunkgeek July 04, 2005
by Wife of Tonak Twig January 10, 2010
People raised on or around Lake Minnetonka, who had every opportunity to accomplish at least something in there lives, but are either simply too lazy or stupid to do so.
Many of these people were born with a silver spoon and are spoiled brats.
Most Tonka Trash can be found in Exelsior Minnesota at either Bayside or Maynards embibing copiouse amounts of cheap beer and screwing the same people they screwed in high school. If not in exelsior Tonka trash can be found at Big Island doing the same thing they do in Exelsior except in piss rich waters.
Many of these people were born with a silver spoon and are spoiled brats.
Most Tonka Trash can be found in Exelsior Minnesota at either Bayside or Maynards embibing copiouse amounts of cheap beer and screwing the same people they screwed in high school. If not in exelsior Tonka trash can be found at Big Island doing the same thing they do in Exelsior except in piss rich waters.
by dabigsweede August 24, 2009
When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.
The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.
The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.
In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.
by jlawthelarson October 02, 2009
This guy think he a big tonka, but he tweakin off the gas pack.
Quit chiefin' the blunt, big tonka!
Grind some weed its big tonka night.
Quit chiefin' the blunt, big tonka!
Grind some weed its big tonka night.
by thebiggesttonka April 01, 2023
I was walking down the street the other day and i swear i saw a tonka dunk that was reachin a speed of about 2 footlong sandwiches a sec.No Joke
by dutch Sega October 20, 2006