dirty tobias

Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.

Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.

by xXCRAZYPUSSYSLAYER73Xx December 25, 2020

30 Second Tokio Romance

1) A fan of 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, and My Chemical Romance.

2) A quickie with a Japanese prostitute.

1) I'm a die hard 30 Second Tokio Romance fan.

2) Last night, I had a 30 Second Tokio Romance with a girl named Candi.

by LetoKaulitzWay July 7, 2009

shit toboggan

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become

I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!

by Intent... April 22, 2009

Turd Toboggan

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.

I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!

by Bramar August 28, 2010

hey tobias

guaranteed to make every tobias mad

hey tobias (you put nothing after)

by hsth3t November 30, 2021

Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.

person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything

by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022

trevor tobined

To get a finger up the ass when you think your getting a hand job.

I was with this girl last night and I thought I was going to get some, but she just Trevor Tobined me that bitch.

by Andypsk December 30, 2012