Jacked To The Tits

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.

For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull

by BounceBirage March 3, 2022

jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

jacked to the bone

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.

Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.

by al (: February 25, 2009

Jackpot to Piss in

When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.

Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

Jacked to the Tits

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010

To pull a Kenny Jackson

When a white confederate truck owner says he hasn’t fucked his sister when in reality he has done it multiple times.

Bob don’t pull a Kenny Jackson. To pull a Kenny Jackson

by Fractman21 October 28, 2019