Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

The following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences

A bizarre warning message displayed before some YouTube videos if the system thinks the video you are about to watch contains highly sensitive material. Videos containing hate speech usually get this. On the creator's side, this can be a nightmare as the video can get demonetized. Likes, comments, and suggested videos are also removed too.

My new video was doing well until it got flagged and now displays a warning that the following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. I didn't include any of that content.

by The Real Driller September 20, 2022

Been to mexico?

A response to anyone who is, or claims to be ill, especialy on sites such as facebook

Jack: urrgh, i feel so sick today...

Jill: why, been to mexico?

by danthemanshere July 16, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Been to Breuner's

Similar to "been around the block." Originated from a television commercial for a furniture store called Breuner's who's catchphrase was "Ive been to Breuner's, and now Ive seen everything."

Alison: So did you go to Jeff's house after he called you drunk at 2 am?

Brook: Hells no! I've been to Breuner's! I know better than that!

Jeff: So you think Brook is really 24?

Andy: Hells No! That b***h looks like she's been to Breuner's on multiple occasions. She's 30...minimum.

by phylfo September 7, 2009