Thursday

The best day of the week. On Thursday you are able to spill all the tea and drink too. Thursday’s are always fun
Girl 1: OMG ITS ALMOST THURSDAY
Girl 2: OMG YASSS
Girl 3: I LOVE THURSDAYS
by Sophia Dook March 06, 2019
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Thursdays

A slang term used to describe men and women of Asian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "dog eater," "cat eater," "cock fight," "chopsticks," "bad driving," and the expression: "Oh...Rearry?" The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Thursday' became the slur was due partially to the Nagasaki atomic detonation of the "Fat Man" nuclear device on Thursday, August 9th, 1945, and the little know fact that the first official drivers license was issued to an Asian on a Thursday back in 1917 signaling the END of safe roads and highways in America. Thank God there were no cell phones back then. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
Person 1: I hate dog eating Thursdays.

Person 2: Ret's go to Horrywood and get our drivers ricenses.

Person 1: Shut up Thursday, I hate you!

Person 2: Oh rearry?
by RedNeckZilla August 12, 2008
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Thursday

n. a wanna-be Friday;a day to anticipate Friday; pseudo Friday that makes everyone believe it's Friday and then everyone is disappointed when it is actually not
"Is it Friday yet?"
"Nope, it's Thursday"
"Ugh. Screw Thursday"
by RISxLOVESxMUSIC April 22, 2009
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Thursday

1. Day of the Week.

2.A really shitty band with no originality.
Hey, that shitty band "Thursday" is on television on *Thursday*
by Ebedias September 29, 2004
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Thursday

George: Hey. what day is it?

Tony: It's thursday bro.

George: ...damn.
by Peggy Swansinburg January 05, 2010
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Thursday

Guy: yeet, tommorow is thursday!
Guy 02: Fuck yes I love thursday!
Guy: Me too!
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The best day of the week it's cause you can just chill and not worry about shit smoke some weed fuck a bitch and snort some blow listen to Thursday by the weeknd and ull see how to live on Thursdays.
Friday After Listening to Thursday.
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Bob: Who did u fuck yesterday?
Gary: Cindy we fucked and then snorted some blow and listened to the Thursday Mixtape by The Weeknd.
Bob: Nice I just touched my self it's proable cause I didn't listen to Thursday so I couldn't get a bitch to fuck.
Gary: Yea that was deff ur issue OvOXO till Drake ass rapes me.
by OvO XO January 24, 2012
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