Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

throne room

Toilet, especially when used to take a dump. 'Throne' - meaning the place you sit to defaecate. See: 'log cabin'

Party-goer needing a shit: "Where's the throne room mate?"
Home owner: "It's at the end of the hall, and I'm not your mate you Cockney prick!"

by Goatlips August 19, 2008

Nuclear Throne

Enter The Gungeon's abandoned and forgotten cousin, The game dev- stopped on the 6th of December 2017.
The community is now small and can only remain on Discord and sometimes even on the Reddit.

The game is about reaching some dumbass chair in 15 Levels while bad monsters and idiotic futuristic police forces that dies in two pistol shot tries to kill you.

Outside of the main story, People tend to aim for World Records.

person 1 : aye have you ever played nuclear throne
person 2 : yeah, fuck shielders man

by ValIsDesperate January 6, 2020

Game of Thrones

The only show where one can get killed while taking a shit.

umm Game of Thrones is a thing

by Nikooties May 9, 2019

kneeling at the throne

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

foreign throne

A toilet/crapper/shitter that is from a foreign area; in other words, any toilet not in your home.

Ex. Steve has problems with germs, so he doesn't like using foreign thrones.

by TheIronDookie September 9, 2015