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Ruling the throne

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.
by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009
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Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.
by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007
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Chocolate Thrower

A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.

The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.
"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."
by Spigavich March 26, 2010
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Baltimore Throne

The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.
Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.
by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013
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Nolan Throne

A person who is good at choking. And always comes up short.
That kid is a real Nolan Throne!
by lil sas February 23, 2017
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Fredrik Thordendal

Meshuggah's lead guitarist, and most likely the best in the world.
Meshuggah's guitarist Fredrik Thordendal is the bst in the world.
by Redneck Metalman February 14, 2010
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Gettin' blown on the throne

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.
Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.
by C. H. Diddlemehole October 17, 2007
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