Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.

"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)

by DaystarEld February 7, 2012

Thread Stalker

A person who goes from thread to thread on a message board oblivious to other posters, addressing every post you write and rehashing old gripes based on a personal issue they have with you.

John: I am glad someone created a topic about rude drivers. I hate it when people cut me off on the freeway!

Jane: Oh there you go again John! Just like I told you before, you never have kind words for anyone. I noticed you have a problem with people ever since your thread about your sassy, freeloading cousin. You need to get therapy if you can't handle rude drivers and family members, etc. etc.....

John: Jane, you go into every thread I am in and derail it with your personal issue with me. You're nothing but a thread stalker! There's other posters on this message board, you know.

by Lemonade Squeeze September 30, 2012

4 3 (four-three)

4 3 (four-three) means Love You; established by Matthew Donzelle Robinson.

Family member 1: 4 3 (four-three)!

Family member 2: Love you too!

by Original___Don August 23, 2019

three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie

John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips

by Club April 10, 2015

Three-letter Agencies

Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.

Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.

ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives

CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence

USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.

{Phone Rings}

Friend 1) Hey, how's it going

Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my

house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}

Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?

Friend 2 is never heard from again.

by JWSmythe June 4, 2009

Three fingers up

means that u're extremely obsessed with that one person

Three fingers up

by Yawdiidkwlhyakhay October 12, 2022

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009