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Treadmill Dick

After sex or a blowjob, feeling the sensation of the act hours after it's happened- similar to getting off a treadmill and still feeling like you're on it.
"My girl just gave me the best head, like, an hour ago. Now I've got treadmill dick"
by wowwwwwluigi June 26, 2017
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Treadmill Argument

An opinion driven argument that goes nowhere and solves nothing, typically religious or political in nature, made by people who only think they're correct.
Do you want to actually figure out what's wrong here, or exercise your mouth with this treadmill argument?
by Alysnwonderland May 17, 2018
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Treadmill boy

Treadmill boy is what you call dat boi that jumped on a moving treadmill
Peric erry is THE treadmill boy he done goofed
by NOT JOEY JOHNSTON 1 December 15, 2018
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Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.
Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room
by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019
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dusty treadmill

Dusty treadmill: When a girl has had her can pounded so much that it hangs down and causes shit particles to collect underneath
I Swear she ripped ass and clouded the bus stop with her dusty treadmill.
by Indestro October 10, 2023
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Treadmill

A secret code name used for when you are fuckin your ex boyfriends best friend.
"My god, my treadmill is fuckin crazy in bed."
"Last night my treadmill and I had a great fuckin work out...he has a big cock"
by porcupine November 24, 2003
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Threadmill

He is exhausted from running on the threadmill of life.
by bellagio99 February 18, 2011
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