towed jumper

A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.

person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"

by krl0309 April 11, 2010

phlegm-thower

Someone who is coughing so hard the mucus they cough up shoots across the room.

What the hell is going on in that room?

I wouldn't go in there - Kathy caught a cold this weekend and she's turned into a phlegm-thower.

by The mad shatter December 3, 2018

towed

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

by Terribilis Persona September 20, 2012

Throwed

Drunk, and high at the same time.

I was so throwed after 7 shots, and 4 bowls of dro.

by Joe July 16, 2004

Throwed

To be in a state of confusion or to be lost due to the situation you're in.

Usher's "Confessions" ... "I'm so throwed, I don't know what to do, but to give you part 2 of my confessions..."

by Rebellious Composed February 8, 2018

Throwed

Correct term: To be high off a combonation of painkillers(codiene,oxy contin, percocet, morphine) and weed or/ alcohol, but can be used to say somethin is cool, or tight. Comes from Houston.

Maynne these oxy contins got me right throwed.

by diamondsnmahmouth May 20, 2008

Throwed

Adj. someone who is so drunk they're incoherent. Typically someone between 16-21; used at parties.

"Dude, you drank so much last night!"
"Yeah, you were totally throwed."

by Sam6 March 8, 2013