Thousandsome

Sex with 999 people at once. Often considered the greatest possible orgy of our time

Aight, let's have a thousandsome I'm kinda bored

by Aircraft_Overviewer January 3, 2021

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

a thousand

How many things you forget in a day.

You forget a thousand things every day, how about you make sure this is one of them

by CURNICNLGEE February 25, 2021

I love you three thousand

When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep

“I love you three thousand”
“Wow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”

by Some Random Eevee April 29, 2019

Thousand Elves

A nick name for menthol powder, such as Gold Bond Powder, when applied to your scrotum. Once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, "a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts."

Nick: Damn it's hot outside. I'm friggin melting...

Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!

by CaptainSteve September 11, 2009

Thousand Miles

A song written and sung by Vanessa Carlson. Its is done on the piano and is an amazing, pretty, wonderful song that deserves 100 awards.

If I could fall

Into the sky

Do you think time

Would pass me by

'Cause you know I'd walk

A thousand miles

If I could

Just see you

Tonight

by Thousand mile fan December 26, 2009

Thousand Dart Theory

The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.

Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."

by Arid_ February 17, 2009