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Welder

A welder is an individual who spends exceptional amounts of time piecing together metal, typically via TIG or MIG welding. Welders are usually very greasy, and short-tempered. To spot a welder in the wild you can look near any Harbor Freight store.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna weld?
Person 2: No, stupid ass welder.
by septard February 20, 2023
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Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.
Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
by That1Lineman March 8, 2024
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do you love welder

Mantra of tee-shirt peddling scum on social media. Mostly instagram, where their M.O. is to repost content without credit or mention with the goal of feeding off of talented welders.
Do you love welder? Follow me for stolen pics daily. Visit links for shirts mugs and leggings.
by Scumfrog September 1, 2018
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Welder Walk

To walk widely or bigly while being someone who welde
"That dude nearly knocked me over with how wide his welder walk was"
by Spunky The Meme May 30, 2019
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Tigger welder

Get that stupid Tigger welder outa my booth!
by HiggerNater19 January 29, 2024
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Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder
by Jdwelder May 11, 2021
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Easton the Welder

You're an Easton the Welder
by Weldr February 25, 2025
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